Archive for August, 2009

Wedding Awards

The path between Columbia, Missouri and Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin is not a well travelled one, but I couldn’t be more satisfied with the results. Awards below.

Awards for Clint’s wedding –

Best post golf shot comment – Joey Bear for “Okey Dokey”
Best conversation starter – Bryan for “I’m just enjoying this beautiful webber.”
Best pick up line – Josh for “Hey!…You in the Green Dress”
Most Irrational Fear – Joey Bear for brandishing a butter knife as he walked through the streets of Sturgeon Bay alone.
Best food order – Joey Bear for his 4am omelet, then adding an appetizer sampler on the side.
Best name – Kelli with an i.
Best Contest – The color check. “Correct. Correct. Borderline. Eerrrrr.”
Best Introduction – “Hi Molly, I’m Duncan”
Best comment on attire – “Whatever grey pants.”
Best accessory – Schaber for showing up for golf in shin guards.
Best dance move – Joe getting stuck break dancing. Mike in Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy is a close second.
Most Well Bathed – Joey Bear for his two baths
Best ‘That’s what she Said’ – “Did I just hear fivesome?”

My only regret is Schaber didn’t thank us all for coming 10 plus times. View more pictures here. Stay classy.

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10 Years

These two photographs were taken almost exactly 10 years apart.


One is from Wayzata High School 1999 and the other Sturgeon Bay 2009. Here is hoping the better part of a decade in Columbia has been good to me.

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Welcome to the Internet

Would like to make a quick post to welcome my sister, Laura, to the internet blogosphere. Seems her blog will address the life and times of someone living the Quarter Life Crisis in Alexandria, Minnesota. Stay with this blog and throw it in your reader. After all, this is the same person who wrote a Christmas Letter to the extended family which included this gem -

“Bryan spends all of his time with his stupid friends – Jay, Joe, Clint etc. But that is fine because no one around here likes him much anyway. Laura, continues to be successful at everything she does. There is nothing more to say about her except that she is our favorite child.”

So you should get some laughs about out of it.

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