Life in the Blue

The best part is who they were released to.

While the Minnesota Gophers season came crashing to a close last Saturday, two people were able to find something to occupy their time. For even the spectators, there had to be action somewhere besides what was going down on the field.

They were able to find it. Minnesota police said approximately 15 people observed “the action” going on inside a men’s bathroom at the Metrodome.

According to a report filed by University of Minnesota Police, the crowd had gathered to cheer on a couple “having relations” in one of the stalls.

The very astute detective flagged down a police officer after he saw two sets of legs occupying the handicapped toilet stall. He was able to put 2 and 2 together after noticing that their pants and underwear were down around their ankles.

The officer arrived and managed to separate the two. A 38-year-old female and the 26-year-old male, both in town from Iowa, were cited for indecent conduct before being released, respectively, to their husband and girlfriend.

Congratulations to the Golden Gophers on the 2008 edition of their season. Enjoy your post season trip to the only place colder than Minneapolis. A luxurious get-a-way to Detroit, for the Motor City Bowl.

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The 2008 edition of the tailgate season has mercifully come to a crashing close. Massive wind and extreme temperatures tried to keep us away on Saturday, but it was not the case. The last 3 months have seen 6 home tailgates, a trip to Lincoln and Austin, 2 bowling parties and now it is being closed down with a quick Vegas outing followed by the KU game in KC. Finally, may it rest in peace.

Before we bid adieu, I wanted to post some highlights of the 2008 season.

• Power Hour(s)
• Mitch swinging the bat
• The Bonfire
• Beer Olympics
• Jay Falling down 3 times on the way to his car
• Getting the green cord
• Ace & Gary T-shirts
• Brittany’s Hair
• Partying in the Lexus
• Sleepovers
• “Why is he all wet?”
• Tweeting
• Lighting the bag on fire
• Bottles of Chopin vodka
• Tammy & Abby hitting the bottle
• Distinguished Guests
• Nate’s Boombox
• “That’s what she said”
• Gas Flavored Burgers
• All Business (AB)
• The satellite repair man (And that guy duct taping it to the sign)
• Getting lost in B-Rye’s Hair
• Licking Joe’s Pants
• Announcement of the Flip Cup Finals
• Finally, who could forget The Great Sunglasses Fiasco of 2008

Feel free to leave comments with your own. In the words of my closest most personal advisor, only periodic trips to Vegas will allow me to tolerate the off season. View some more pictures here and here. See you at the Pacific Life Holiday Bowl.

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