Life in the Blue

Recent travels have left me with some time to come across more things for poor people. Enjoy.

• Neon Signs
• AOL
• Denny’s
• Propel Home Loans
• Court Orders
• Tattoos
• Plastic Silverware
• The Color Purple
• Peanut Butter
• Paying for drinks on Southwest
• Popping Out to the Second Baseman
• The Six O’clock News
• Bleachers
• Yellow Mustard
• Continence Stores
• Folding Chairs
• Hardees
• The Detroit Tigers
• Excalibur in Vegas
• The Post Office

Revisit one of the things for poor people. “Calling Shotgun.” Try this, the next time you are with your friends and you leave the house to head to the pub, have everyone start walking to one car. Without question the one who first calls, “Shotgun!” Will be your poorest friend. If you are with a group of people and want to find the poorest of them, this is always an easy trick. Odds are, if your friend is of the female persuasion, she will have a tramp stamp tattoo as well. She will be the one eating Hardees’s in the bleacher seats at the Detroit Tigers game with extra yellow mustard later. She might make you swing by the post office on the way to the game too. 60%, of the time it works every time.

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