Life in the Blue

My two friends and I have been compiling a list of things that are for poor people. Leave additional ones as comments if you have some, and I know you do. Enjoy my dear readers.

 

 

 

Things for Poor People:

• Standing in Line
• Flying Commercial
• Counting
• Shuttle Busses
• Self Parking
• Drinking Fountains
• Carrying Luggage
• Holiday Inns
• Asking ‘Can you make change’
• Pay Telephones
• Watering Plants
• Coupons
• Measuring
• Pencils
• Stairs
• Proof Reading
• Stopping at Red Lights
• Paying Taxes
• Ashtrays
• Cats
• The Alphabet
• Maps
• Grocery Stores
• Saying Thank You
• Renting Anything
• Bleacher Seats
• Can Deposits
• Reservations
• Can Openers
• Diets
• Shovels
• Asking ‘What are your Drink Specials’
• Finding out How much something Costs
• The Drive Thru
• Going to the Bank
• Tornado Drills
• Shopping Retail
• Paying Parking Tickets
• Drinking in Socks
• Bar Soap
• Yesterday’s Fashion
• Health Savings Accounts
• Car Maintenance
• Refilling the Toilet Paper Roll
• Walgreen’s
• Clocks
• Any Bill that isn’t the Biggest
• The Local News
• Pot Pies
• Raising Children
• Weather
• Open Container Laws
• Hair Gel
• The Smell of Hot Leather
• Reading Menus
• Best Buy
• Lawn Chairs
• Traffic
• Boiling Water
• Neck Hair
• Woven Belts
• Voting
• Paying Cover
• Asking Permission

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