Life in the Blue

Had a few out of towners here this weekend, and we added to the list while on the disc golf course. (Editors Note: Disc golf is also for poor people.)

More things for Poor People

• Taking Notes
• Domestic Automobiles
• Scratch-Offs
• Ladders
• Borrowing Tools
• Sing-a-longs
• Fulton, MO
• Draft Beer
• Typewriters
• Answering Phones
• Voice Mails
• Nickels
• The CW Channel
• The Harlem Globetrotters
• Gardening
• Writing Checks
• Network Television
• The Dollar Menu
• Splitting the Check
• Wrestling
• Kool-Aid
• Long Division
• Public Pools
• Climbing Trees
• The PBA Tour
• Waiting Patiently
• The Blue Collar Comedy Tour
• Menthols
• Stamps
• Book Club
• To-Go Boxes
• Buffets
• Following Directions
• Calling Shotgun
• Being Careful

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My two friends and I have been compiling a list of things that are for poor people. Leave additional ones as comments if you have some, and I know you do. Enjoy my dear readers.

Things for Poor People:

• Standing in Line
• Flying Commercial
• Counting
• Shuttle Busses
• Self Parking
• Drinking Fountains
• Carrying Luggage
• Holiday Inns
• Asking ‘Can you make change’
• Pay Telephones
• Watering Plants
• Coupons
• Measuring
• Pencils
• Stairs
• Proof Reading
• Stopping at Red Lights
• Paying Taxes
• Ashtrays
• Cats
• The Alphabet
• Maps
• Grocery Stores
• Saying Thank You
• Renting Anything
• Bleacher Seats
• Can Deposits
• Reservations
• Can Openers
• Diets
• Shovels
• Asking ‘What are your Drink Specials’
• Finding out How much something Costs
• The Drive Thru
• Going to the Bank
• Tornado Drills
• Shopping Retail
• Paying Parking Tickets
• Drinking in Socks
• Bar Soap
• Yesterday’s Fashion
• Health Savings Accounts
• Car Maintenance
• Refilling the Toilet Paper Roll
• Walgreen’s
• Clocks
• Any Bill that isn’t the Biggest
• The Local News
• Pot Pies
• Raising Children
• Weather
• Open Container Laws
• Hair Gel
• The Smell of Hot Leather
• Reading Menus
• Best Buy
• Lawn Chairs
• Traffic
• Boiling Water
• Neck Hair
• Woven Belts
• Voting
• Paying Cover
• Asking Permission

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My Great Success friend has an on going segment he likes to call interview with a friend. We took some time to nestle together on the sandy beaches of Key West for a nice sit and chat. Check it out for a few giggles. NOTE: You should probably only follow this link if you were born in 1980 or later. Enjoy

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Coming to you live from Key West. As I am typing this there is a darling old couple next to me that is having a discussion about what their password should be to buy some tickets online from a broker. They have been debating it for 3 minutes. Seriously. Seems to be some discontent. They also found the fact that you had to provide an email as rather off putting, since they won’t be at home to get it. Strange. Now they bought tickets, and are confused who to call since the tickets will be at “will call” so they think they “will call them.” The father is also very concerned that he should “re-boot” the computer, because somehow that will help prevent those notorious hackers.

Moving on, good trip. Lot’s of sun and BL Smoothies. And the trip has still afforded me the opportunity to keep up the Bubble Watch. My predictions:

Much love to all.

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